Elvis, River Phoenix and Liberace are|
all hanging out up in heaven and
getting a little bored with fluffy white
clouds and angels playing harps.

Elvis eventually says to Archangel
Gabriel, "Look, we're bored up here,
man. Can we be resurrected on Earth
for a day, just to break the monotony?"

Gabriel, not too sure about it, thinks
awhile, and eventually agrees; "But
only if you promise not to revert back
to any of your former sins... If you do,
you're going straight to hell."

Elvis, River and Liberace all agree,
and find themselves on Earth. As they
walk along, Elvis spots a bar and,
unable to resist the temptation,
heads towards it. As he touches
the door handle, *WHOOF* he's gone.

River, shocked by this, utters, "Holy
shit, man! Gabriel wasn't joking when
he said we'd go straight to hell..." "Never
mind, nothing we can do, The King's
gone now kid. Let's go."

And, they continue walking along the
road, when River spots a $5 bag of
cocaine lying on the pavement.
Just as he bends over to pick it up,
*WHOOF* Liberace disappears.
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