A young man walked into a bar. "What can I
get you?" the bartender asked.

"Six shots of ouzo," the man said.

"Six shots!", the bartender hollered. "What
are you celebrating?"

"My first blow job."

"Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh
on the house."

"No thanks," the young man said. "If sex
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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