On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and
he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint
with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says
to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you
come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The
host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body
stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate
parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what
emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled
pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join
the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the
third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys
from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck
in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck
in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Guys,
what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested
for standing like that out here in the street. What
emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies,
"Well, I'm fuckin' disgusted, and my friend here has
come in despair."!
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