An office manager had money problems and
had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill...

He thought he'd fire the employee who came
late to work. The next morning, both employees
came to work very early.

So the manager thought he would fire the
first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately,
neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the
longest lunch break -- strangely, neither Jack nor
Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at
their desk.

Then the manager thought he'd wait to see
who would leave work the earliest, but both
employees stayed after closing.

As Jill was starting to leave, the manager went
up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem.
I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because
I'm late for my bus."
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