The teacher decided to give a pop quiz on this week's
spelling words. She asked the students to spell the
words and use them in a sentence. Three of the words
were hotel, stigma and homosexual.

Not surprisingly, little Johnny's answers were...

"h-o-t-e-l. The President asked Monica to keep their
affair secret, but Linda Tripp made the ho tel..."

"s-t-i-g-m-a. The President said to Monica, "I want to
stig ma cigar in your you-know-what..."

"h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l. The President asked Monica not
to wear panties because he thought it made the
ho mo sexual..."

And, also not surprisingly, little Johnny was suspended
yet again.

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