For her entire life the young Japanese woman was told that when she married
her sole duty in life was to make her husband happy and fullfill him, never
to upset him. The night of her honeymoon came and after romping around on
silk sheets barefoot she began to pick the clothes of her husband and herself
off of the floor. She bent over to pick up a robe and ripped an enormous
fart. She was caught off-guard and shocked with herself and not wanting to
upset her husband she quipped(in Japanese), "Oh, Husband, so sorry.! Front
hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
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