A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex. When he got home he
couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had
discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran
into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the
speech her husband had made. She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised
about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he
got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off." [an error occurred while processing this directive]