There were two guys riding down the road on a motorcycle. The driver
was wearing a leather jacket that had a broken zipper. He finally
the bike and said to the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air
hitting me in my chest."

He decided to put the coat on backwards to keep the air from hitting
him. They continued driving down the road, came around a bend in the
road, lost control and wrecked.

Phil was driving the other way, saw the wreck, called the police and
reported the accident. The police asked him, "Are they showing any sign
of life?"

"Well," Phil said, "The driver was until I turned his head around the
right way!"
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