A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his
dad about a wonderful girl he's met.

"Dad, she's fantastic. She's smart, in great shape, and she's
getting her teaching certificate this spring. I'm going to ask
her to marry me, but..."

"But what, son?" asks the fater.

"She's a virgin."

The father scratches his beard and says, "Son, if she ain't
good enough for her own family, then she damn sure ain't
good enough for ours."
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