A nun entered a cab and the driver was staring
at her. She asked him    why he was staring, and
he answers "I want to ask you a question but I
don't want to offend you."

She said,  "You can't offend me.  Not as old as
I am and as long as I have been a nun. I have
heard just about everything."

The cab driver said, "Well, I've always had a
fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, let's see what we can work out.
You have to be single and have to be Catholic."

The cab driver replied, "Oh, I'm single and I am
Catholic!"  She said, "OK, pull into that alley,"
and he did.  She did her thing and back on the
street again, the cab driver started crying and
she said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said, "Sister, I have sinned, I lied, I lied.
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

She said, "That's okay. My name is Steve and I'm
on my way to a Costume Party."
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