From a female tech:

I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password.... now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when the computer asked himto enter his password, he keys in "penis"...

I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied: *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
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