Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave.
The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in
pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses.  One is using
a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle
with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter
the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start.

The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign
that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at
the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at
the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that
it will plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at
that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know,
Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're
all gonna die."
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