A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves
in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial
embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top
bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the
man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold
and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've
got a better idea ... just for tonight, let's pretend we're

The woman thinks for moment.

"Why not", she giggles.

"Great!", he replies, "Get your own fucking blanket!"
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