10. I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
9. Do you know why you pulled me over?  Okay, just
so one of us does.
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
7. I pay your salary!
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village  People?
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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