Me is not me
Day 4/45
Me- Ralph, Sometimes I think you aren't listening to me, you just say MMkay, right, GREAT!
Ralph - MMkay, right...
Me - Ralph??? You just did it again...
Ralph - MMMkay.. sorry

Day 9/45
Me- Ralph, can you set up a share and copy those files from that NT box to the other
Ralph - MMkay, right!...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ... FTP isn't working!

Day 21/45
Me - Ralph, can you make a copy of this CD, except replace SP3 with SP4 - I'll go download  SP4 for you?
Ralph - MMkay, right... GREAT!!!
Me - ... Ralph, I can't get SP4 right now because the ...
Ralph - DONE!!!
Me - ??? Whoa? Really - that's great... but... How did you get SP4?
Ralph - MMMMKay..... ..... I.... I'll put it on now - I'll copy it on
 

Today

Ralph-- How do I ftp to my machine?
Me-- Do you have a ftp server installed?
Ralph-- Yes!!! Great!

10 min later

Ralph-- How do I check if ftp is running?
Me-- Did you install a ftp server?
Ralph--- Hmmm, I don't know.  Let me check........no, I didn't.

Allow me to foretell the future....

Tomorrow

Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - ...
Ralph - MMMkay, I did a full hueristic check, nope PGP is NOT running.  (Wait, heurisitic is too big a word for him).
Rudy - What?  That was yesterday I asked you idiot....  And it's FTP not PGP moron...
Ralph - MMMkay...
Ralph - FTP is not running though!
Rudy - Idiot...
Ralph - I tried copy *.* ftp:// and it didn't work
Rudy - Are you still talking?

The next day...
Ralph:  MMMMKay.....  <Oh, no one is around to hear me...>  MMkay!

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