A woman answered her front door and found two little boys
holding a list. "Lady, we're on a scavenger hunt, and we
still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone, and a
piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"My goodness," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a
challenging hunt?"

"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
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