She was so blonde that...
  She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  She thought a quarterback was a refund.
  Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
  She tried to drown a fish.
  She tripped over a cordless phone.
  She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
concentrate
  She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
  At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
Sagittarius.
  It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
  When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, She
moved.
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