Q. What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A. The taxidermist only takes the skin.

Q. What is black and tan and looks good on an overzealous tax investigator?
A. A Doberman.

Q. What's the difference between an overzealous tax investigator and a
rottweiler?
A. A rottweiler eventually lets go!

Q. How can you tell when a tax inspector is trying to trap you into a
confession?
A. When his lips are moving.

Q. Why do sharks not attack tax advisers?
A. Professional courtesy.

Q. What's the difference between a tax adviser and an angry bull?
A. The tax advisor charges more.
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