A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters,
decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later,
delivered a baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son,
but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly
be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two
beautiful daughters I fathered."

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious,
and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

His wife confessed, "Not this time."

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