A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson,
who is coming to visit with his wife:

"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am
in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your
elbow, push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the
elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow?"

"You're coming empty handed?"

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