A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington.
The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the
husband says he will search the room for a bug.

He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Under
the rug he finds a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss Army knife,
unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the couple how their stay was.

The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he's
being questioned.

The hotel manager replies, "Well, the room under you complained of the
chandelier falling on them!"
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