Not to be out done by Ebonics in California, The
Southern Association of
Colleges and Schools is requesting billions of federal
dollars to teach
"Y'Allbonics" in all classrooms south of the
Mason-Dixon Line. Included here
are some samples of Y'Allbonics. If you do not
understand any of them,
contact your closest Southern Bubba for an explanation
.........

Y'allbonics/English dictionary:

HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage - "Heidi, Hire
yew?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to
borrow." Usage - "My
brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol
is Lanner. Usage - "My
brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is
Berminhayum.
Usage - "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left
$20,000,000 in
improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage - "My
brother from Jawjuh bard
my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage - "Ah thank
ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley,
hops and yeast.
Usage - "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas
native." Usage - "Them
bammer boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage - "I thank I left
my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few
munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage - "I
sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage - "If my brother
from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna
catch far."

TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage - "Gee, I hope
that brother of mine
from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage - "Lord willin'
and the creek don't
rise, sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars
sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage - "My grampaw
retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage
in battle or combat.
Usage - "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup
y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage -
"We Southerners are
willin' to fat for are rats."

CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage - "Just set that
bare rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage - "I cuddint
unnerstand a wurd he
sed.. must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage - "He's did,
Jim."

ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; Oxygen.
Usage - "He cain't
breathe..give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage -
"Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage - "Jew
here that my brother
from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence
cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage - "Is Bubba smart?"
"Nah..haze ignert. He ain't
thanked but a minnit n'is laf."

SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".

VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage - "I
ain't never seed New York
City, view?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage -
"Them gubmint boys
shore is ignert."

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